Sanitation Worker Dies, Goes to Hell, Finds Himself Stuck Behind Garbage Truck for All Eternity
“Every morning I wake up and it’s the same story. There’s an emergency. I have to get to the hospital. I turn onto a side street, and there it is — the same truck every day. My truck. Every day. Taking their sweet-ass time.”
Controversial Speaker Shouted Off the Stage at Tourette’s Convention
Watching from Home, Local Man Commits Suicide During Jeopardy Contestant Introductions
Scribbling down his final thoughts in a hastily-conceived suicide note, a local man explained his decision to end it all, “Shut up Shut up Just shut the fuck up you fucking Herbs Get on with game Please! Shut it down.”
Father Laments “Hobbesian” State of Nature When it Comes to Phone Chargers in His Home
“All against all,” is how 17th Century political philosopher Thomas Hobbes would have described the family’s nasty and brutish attitude towards each other’s personal phone chargers.
