June 5, 2023
Conspiracy Theorist Wonders Why a School Book Depository Building Needs To Be More Than Five Stories High
It’s Official: Dave Destined to Rot in Hell.
Buster, too.
Local Man Finally Masters Axe-throwing Stunt, Proclaiming “Those 47 vagrants did not die in vain.”
Cops Release Fozzy Bear from Custody, Citing Wacka Wacka Probable Cause to Hold Him
Evolution Denier Vacations on the Galapagos Islands
Topic of the Day: The javelin throw is by far the best event in the decathlon. Discus.
