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From Beyond the Sun - Part II

February 11, 2023

Man Learns that Episode 3 of The Last of Us Features Gay Sex, Skips First Two Episodes

Upon learning that these two middle-aged men engage in sexual relations on-screen, one viewer convinced himself that he’ll “start there and just figure out the story as it goes along, no problem.”

Party City Announces Bankruptcy Fire Sale
All Crap 40% Off. All Fucking Crap 60% Off!

One of thousands of aisles featuring nothing but pure unadulterated Fucking Crap. Now 60% Off!

Bill Murray Visits the Home of Local Despised Tax Collector

And when Bill Murray (center) came to the place, he looked up, and saw him, and said unto him, Zacchaeus (above left), make haste, and come down; for today I must abide at thy house. And he made haste, and came down, and received him joyfully.

Harry Styles’ Grammy Jumpsuit Divides Opinion: One Half Says He Looks Like an Asshole. Other Half Says He Looks Like a Complete Fucking Asshole

Styles looking like a Complete Fucking Asshole, half say.

Mafia Kingpin Realizes His Favorite Nut Brand was Bazzini All Along

Father Reveals Nothing Angers Him More Than When He Catches One of his Kids Drinking from his “World’s Greatest Dad” Mug