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Caz Hart's avatar

No. Just no.

Some matters not on your list of considerations:

There's no reason to believe that the families of his murder victims will be beneficiaries of the sale of his possessions.

Yes, he will come back and haunt you. That's not speculative.

He nearly decapitated his ex-wife. How is that thought going to affect your rendition of 'Piano Man'?

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Brian Howard's avatar

Caz Hart. Thank you for your comment. I actually started to do some research on this issue and learned that the victims’ families’ claims are perhaps stronger now than when Simpson was alive. Anyway, have a read. I do agree with you that the haunting aspect may be understated.

https://keystone-law.com/does-death-of-oj-simpson-dissolve-debt

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Caz Hart's avatar

He was only worth around $3M at the end.

Interestingly, Florida law protects both his home and all pensions, in life and in death. Thus why he was able to continue to live in financial comfort.

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Caz Hart's avatar

I don't think debt dies with death in any country. An estate is only what's left after all costs and debts are paid.

I've not seen anything about his Will or the state of his estate since he died.

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Jake's avatar

Yes! And leave your kids with Michael Jackson

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the long warred's avatar

It’s a steal

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Brenden O'Donnell's avatar

Maybe you should just altogether stay away from pianos, men, and especially piano men.

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Mitch Wright's avatar

“Juice, what are you doing here?!”

Mwah ha ha

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Mitch Wright's avatar

PS: I wonder if the Kardashians will be bidding, family ties and all.

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Brian Howard's avatar

https://www.eonline.com/news/1414785/o-j-simpsons-estate-rejects-kim-kardashians-offer-to-buy-robert-kardashian-sr-s-bible

The family apparently already tried to preemptively buy O.J.'s bible, inscribed by Robert Kardashian. Current bid on that is $18,800.

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Michael Vigne's avatar

It looks like they would have shipped. One for the Pro column.

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Christl Stringer's avatar

For some reason this reminds me of when I was casually listening to a podcast and the guest giddily explained that they bought one of unibomber’s backpacks

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Pat Kenedy's avatar

As they say in Texas, Hail no. Bad juju.

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SLART's avatar

Buy it and take a crash course in murder, I mean self-defence, just in case he returns like Tupac did in that ‘Hologram”.

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Nancy P's avatar

You kill me. Oops, maybe not the best way to put that. Sure, buy the piano. Install a ghost camera. See what happens!

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Jennifer Colyer's avatar

Buy the piano.

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Jordan W.'s avatar

Buy it

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the long warred's avatar

Buy the fucking piano and decorate it with Aces/8s The Dead Man’s Hand. Also leave a KABAR Knife on top, and some Clothesline.

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